Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

It’s no more complicated than that.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

They want to finish the job.

And, two alone.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

There is only one thing that you can do.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

And that’s it.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?